So my wife and I and her best friend went out on the lake tonight. We were Cruising around on Lake Ontario, it was a little choppy but not a bad ride. They are sitting in the bow seats. So my wife (26,5'8", 140lbs) turns to her friend and says wouldn't it be sweet to take off our tops and sit here pretending like we are in Titanic? (you know arms spread wide open facing the wind, come on you know you've done it) Her friend (24, 5'9" 135, yes SMOKING) turns to her and says that would be a super idea. I'm looking to heaven and thanking God for the blessings he has given me. Anyway, tops come off and we are cruising, I've got it WOT, and of course doesn't that video posted a few weeks ago pop into my head where the guy subs the boat. Well, I preceded to go ahead and do it. I dump the thing into reverse and let me tell you that wave coming over the boat came down in slow motion as my life flashed before my eyes. I was able to get it going before too much water came into the boat but man was it the most fun I've had in a while. Yes I know video or it didn't happen but you'll have to take my word on it, and next time I WILL get video.
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BEST time on the water YET! (A little Perverted)
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Craigmri
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Kev, I'm speechless........I'm having difficulty however seeing the association between going topless then submarining the boat. I think I would have simply just enjoyed the view of two topless women in the bow bouncing off the chop.
How come my boating trips are far less erotic???
Craig
How come my boating trips are far less erotic???
Craig
Ha, you bring up a good point. There was a longer period of time between toplessness and subbing than I may have let on. All in all I got my fill and had a laugh!
SeadooBOB Square Pants
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Correct I am not only speechless but also very very envious, I used to sub my bayliner but it was built for that literally.
I don't know...sounds like a dream to me ...then he woke up...:ack: :rofl:
Karl
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Great story, but I also doubt it is true.
Come on. Think about it. Your wife and her girlfriend are topless standing at the front of the boat, you sub it, scaring the crap out of both of them and putting their lives in danger while they are doing you a really (REALLY) cool favor.
And you are still alive to type about it.
I call BS.
On top of that, you called her friend SMOKING but not your wife, and also listed her's and her friend's dimensions which shows that your wife is of larger dimensions than her friend (women refer to this as "you think I am FAT!). AND you told all your buddies that your wife is OLD, compared to her HOT friend
You shouldn't be alive at this time...
Enjoyed the story, though :cheers:
Get video next time.
Come on. Think about it. Your wife and her girlfriend are topless standing at the front of the boat, you sub it, scaring the crap out of both of them and putting their lives in danger while they are doing you a really (REALLY) cool favor.
And you are still alive to type about it.
I call BS.
On top of that, you called her friend SMOKING but not your wife, and also listed her's and her friend's dimensions which shows that your wife is of larger dimensions than her friend (women refer to this as "you think I am FAT!). AND you told all your buddies that your wife is OLD, compared to her HOT friend
You shouldn't be alive at this time...
Enjoyed the story, though :cheers:
Get video next time.
Great story, but I also doubt it is true.
Come on. Think about it. Your wife and her girlfriend are topless standing at the front of the boat, you sub it, scaring the crap out of both of them and putting their lives in danger while they are doing you a really (REALLY) cool favor.
And you are still alive to type about it.
I call BS.
On top of that, you called her friend SMOKING but not your wife, and also listed her's and her friend's dimensions which shows that your wife is of larger dimensions than her friend (women refer to this as "you think I am FAT!). AND you told all your buddies that your wife is OLD, compared to her HOT friend
You shouldn't be alive at this time...
Enjoyed the story, though :cheers:
Get video next time.
Couple things:
First off they're not standing, their sitting. I'm not sure I'd want my wife standing on the bow of a U185 going 45mph.
I didn't scuba the thing where the boat totally filled with water. I just did it enough to send a masive wave over the boat. So their lives were definatly not in danager.
My wife knows I wrote this on the forums because she was sitting next to me in bed while I was tying the best boating story ever. My wife is not one of those uptight wifes who bitch about every thing under the sun. As you can probably tell by the story. Specially when you get some alcohol into her you never know what she'll do. Obviously my wife is also smokin, that just goes without saying.
So believe it or not, it's fine with me. But at the end of the day I have a sweet story, so don't be hatin.
Subbing the Utopia?....
I do hate calling someone out and for the most part, everyone has thought this was a cool story but that's all it seems to be. Why?....
I'm someone who forms opinions from deep analysis or is always coming to conclusions on how something works or how I go about fixing something. So, to read the thread and see, there were two people up front, WOT, tops off, reverser bucket being dropped in the heavy Utopia..............just makes me think that if the two babes didn't get thrown over the top or you did not break the linkage on the reverser bucket, ...........a miracle happened..........but mind you, I'm not saying it didn't happen. Things do happen that can't be explained, ....just seems unlikely from my view point............
Great story, but I also doubt it is true.
Come on. Think about it. Your wife and her girlfriend are topless standing at the front of the boat, you sub it, scaring the crap out of both of them and putting their lives in danger while they are doing you a really (REALLY) cool favor.
And you are still alive to type about it.
I call BS.
On top of that, you called her friend SMOKING but not your wife, and also listed her's and her friend's dimensions which shows that your wife is of larger dimensions than her friend (women refer to this as "you think I am FAT!). AND you told all your buddies that your wife is OLD, compared to her HOT friend
You shouldn't be alive at this time...
Enjoyed the story, though :cheers:
Get video next time.
I do hate calling someone out and for the most part, everyone has thought this was a cool story but that's all it seems to be. Why?....
I'm someone who forms opinions from deep analysis or is always coming to conclusions on how something works or how I go about fixing something. So, to read the thread and see, there were two people up front, WOT, tops off, reverser bucket being dropped in the heavy Utopia..............just makes me think that if the two babes didn't get thrown over the top or you did not break the linkage on the reverser bucket, ...........a miracle happened..........but mind you, I'm not saying it didn't happen. Things do happen that can't be explained, ....just seems unlikely from my view point............
I forwarded this over to my wife.... She says, "Well I guess we'll just have to get a video then if no one believes you." She's one that does not take a challenge lightly.
Craigmri
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Trooper!
Kevs,
I nominate you for Seadooforum.com member of the month....Your wife is a trooper!
Craig
Kevs,
I nominate you for Seadooforum.com member of the month....Your wife is a trooper!
Craig
shockerfd
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Ok here it is. Just go take a quick random topless photo right now and post it up. That will help give some credibility to your story along with your wife's wild nature and be the "challenge" she does not take lightly. :toetap05: :cheers:
If so, I don't know how you kept an eye on where you were going. I bet the choppyness made it interesting. :rofl:
kevspyder, I am just joshin' ya. Don't take offense, just trying to kid around and have a good time. :cheers:
Your wife (and her friend) sound like a couple of cool people to be around. Wish I knew a couple girls like that :reddevil:
And I second Craig's nomination!!!:agree:
Your wife (and her friend) sound like a couple of cool people to be around. Wish I knew a couple girls like that :reddevil:
And I second Craig's nomination!!!:agree:
Thunderkat13
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I think at the end of the day, when a freak occurrence like this does happen be sure to have the Camera ready.. Not only will this provide you with great memories but allows the story to be truely understood...
In the world of Forums, PICTURES OWN YOU!! So kudos to the creating a Wet topless water show while cruising my friend!
You are officially my Seadooforum member of the month of August so enjoy it for the next 4 days LOL
In the world of Forums, PICTURES OWN YOU!! So kudos to the creating a Wet topless water show while cruising my friend!
You are officially my Seadooforum member of the month of August so enjoy it for the next 4 days LOL
SeadooBOB Square Pants
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:agree: I don't think you need to post anything. If you did it cool good for you and those two "smokin'" women (i.e. your wife and friend). If its not true who cares great story good imagination, become a writer for Spike.
Nice pic, but of course you know, it won't last long before the mods yank it.
I would take it off before they see it and revoke your membership.
But, I will take the one on the right. If I HAVE to...:reddevil:
I would take it off before they see it and revoke your membership.
But, I will take the one on the right. If I HAVE to...:reddevil:
Gonna have to work on the lower stuff, and I bet the mods let it stay.
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