Corrupt a wish...

[JoeZ]

This is a forum game where you list a wish of yours, and the next person has to corrupt it, and then makes a wish of their own. Kudos for originallity.

Example:
I wish I was taller.

You're taller but you are so tall that you burn your head off in the sun.
I wish I had a nicer car.

You get a nicer car, but proptly wreck it into your old car because you're a dumbass.
I wish I....etc.

I'll start this one off.

I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[Chris_cox]

congrats you wont the lottery, you won a mill, only problem is you can now only afford 1/2 gallon of gas

i wish i had a ferrari

 

[angel]

congrats you wont the lottery, you won a mill, only problem is you can now only afford 1/2 gallon of gas

i wish i had a ferrari

Thats a beautiful Ferrari..... But.... you let Eddie Griffin borrow it. Your insurance company has a hitman on you.
I wish I could cancel my AT&T plan. F my I phone!!!

 

[custompartsguy]

Thats a beautiful Ferrari..... But.... you let Eddie Griffin borrow it. Your insurance company has a hitman on you.
I wish I could cancel my AT&T plan. F my I phone!!!

I think its great you bought that expensive I-phone from at&t, now dont you wish the service was as good as the phone?

I wish people would learn how to drive in this state....

 

[Chris_cox]

OMG its happened floridians can drive........and sadly in 2 minutes all of the roads will be underwater

i wish the job market would perk up

 

[custompartsguy]

the job market is far from perking up, but your wish is my command.....oh wait that was just gas from the tacos last night....

I wish old people would stay up north.....

 

[JoeZ]

All the old people stay up north, but anyone over 18 is now considered "old" and you are forced for the rest of your life to live up north in the cold with the bad elder drivers.

I wish I didn't have a headache right now.

 

[angel]

All the old people stay up north, but anyone over 18 is now considered "old" and you are forced for the rest of your life to live up north in the cold with the bad elder drivers.

I wish I didn't have a headache right now.

Dr. Angel here... your headache is gone. Bad news though.. BAAAAMM, herpes.

I wish for taxes to disappear!!

 

[custompartsguy]

Dr. Angel here... your headache is gone. Bad news though.. BAAAAMM, herpes.

I wish for taxes to disappear!!

Well today taxes where elected to be eliminated however the bad news is now anything you buy will cost you 10x the normal price it was....


Wow, I wish that cops would actually issue tickets to traffic offenders...

 

[custompartsguy]

All the old people stay up north, but anyone over 18 is now considered "old" and you are forced for the rest of your life to live up north in the cold with the bad elder drivers.

I wish I didn't have a headache right now.

Your headache is just a figment of your imagination and is all in your head....I wish I had a car for everyday of the week.

 

[JoeZ]

Wow, I wish that cops would actually issue tickets to traffic offenders...

I wish I had a car for everyday of the week.

You have a different car for ever day of the week, but unfortunately the registration is expired on all of them and cops actually pull you over and issue tickets for your offense, every day.

I wish it was already Saturday!!

 

[sporsterjoel]

You have a different car for ever day of the week, but unfortunately the registration is expired on all of them and cops actually pull you over and issue tickets for your offense, every day.

I wish it was already Saturday!!

congrats it saturday :cheers: To bad a hurrican just hit and now you have no boat no car and no house and are now forced to live in a box under a bridge beside a crazy guy that looks like a crack ladie that likes to always add MORE and MORE red make-up to its face. then while your out seaching dumpsters for food your neighbour steals all your stuff. You come back to find an empty broken box with a big red face print on it where the crazy neighbour fell on and broke your box

i wish to never work another day in my life aha think we all wish this everday :cheers:

 

[custompartsguy]

congrats it saturday :cheers: To bad a hurrican just hit and now you have no boat no car and no house and are now forced to live in a box under a bridge beside a crazy guy that looks like a crack ladie that likes to always add MORE and MORE red make-up to its face. then while your out seaching dumpsters for food your neighbour steals all your stuff. You come back to find an empty broken box with a big red face print on it where the crazy neighbour fell on and broke your box

i wish to never work another day in my life aha think we all wish this everday :cheers:

tada....congrats you never have to work again in your life due to a major accident at your work, now you are paralyzed from the neck down and stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of your life....bummer you where looking forward to those games of golf, now you cannot even lift up your own beer.....

I wish it doesnt rain saturday and that they give away 2 jetskis as door prizes...lol

 

[JoeZ]

It didn't rain on Saturday and two skis were given away. Unfortunately one was your ski that was given away and you're stuck on the island. With no rain and a sunny day you get third degree sun burns.

I wish I used the regular key on the rxt instead of the learners.

 

[custompartsguy]

It didn't rain on Saturday and two skis were given away. Unfortunately one was your ski that was given away and you're stuck on the island. With no rain and a sunny day you get third degree sun burns.

I wish I used the regular key on the rxt instead of the learners.

The normal key was given to you and you decided to reach new heights however you had no clue of the machines full power and when you gunned it, it threw you off and the ski just kept going because you forgot to hook the lanyard to your vest/wrist, now you must swim back to shore bad news is you are about a mile off shore and a bad storm seems to be moving in....fast!

I wish I was able to have my ski done for the event. I hate owning a vessel and not being able to get on the water, maybe I can get a boat in the mean time.

 

[Abjalee]

Your ski was done for the event, but you get confused with east and west and end up riding out to sea and never make it to the group.

I wish I didn't have to rent a truck every time to take out my Sea Doo.

 

[JoeZ]

You get a truck that will pull your ski, but you have to sell everything you own to buy it and now live in the bed of the truck. It's so heavy holding all of your stuff that it's underpowered engine can't pull it out from the boat lift and it slowly slips backwards into the water, sinking quickly.

I wish my fridge was always stocked with my favorite foods.

 

[timmyboy76]

have your fridge stocked, but that doesnt mean your friends will dig you more...

Wish I can get my trailer registered.

 

[Adam_lavvGTX]

Your trailer is now registered . But it is also a submarine as you didn't hitch it properly and it came off and down the ramp !

I wish the 8th of August would come sooner!!!

 

[JoeZ]

The 8th of August is now coming sooner, but unfortunately it is 2010 now! :rofl:

I wish I had free gasoline for life.

 

[super1c]

The 8th of August is now coming sooner, but unfortunately it is 2010 now! :rofl:

I wish I had free gasoline for life.

You get free gas for life, but it does you no good cause its ethanol and wrecks your engines.

I wish for the redwings to win the stanley cup.

 

[ssmedt]

Detroit will win the stanly cup!!!!!!!:hurray::cheers::hurray: (I am a wings fan!) but Detroit's unemployment has climed to 50%

I wish I could payoff my morgage

 

[Greg]

You pay off your mortgage but then your property taxes quadruple and you are paying more then before.

I wish the Penguins would win the Stanley Cup

 

[ssmedt]

The Penguins win the cup but during the celebration parade crazed out of control fans steal the cup and run it over with a monster truck. The league is outraged and never let Pitt play in the NHL again. Angry fans from around the world come to pit and flatten everything they can with their own monster trucks and the city of pitt is taken off the map.

I wish I knew already if I got a promotion that I applied for in my department at work

 

[willambs100]

Congrats on your promotion. Too bad your company just filed Chapter 11.
I wish I was rich and could buy my dream SeaDoo.