haha. yeah well on a more serious note, 5k should get you a newish seadoo. (04-06) If you find something a little over $5,000 dont be afraid to offer the seller $5,000, most people just want to sell it fast.
when buying a new seadoo, make sure the inside is clean and double check the hull for damage. some people will buy a new seadoo and when they have problems like these right away will try to sell them. if you think you found a really good deal, make sure there isnt anything seriously wrong with it.