Im still laughing

[Jimimad]

One of those silly e-mail jokes.

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint

when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala!
What are you doing?'

The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'


So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed
a few joints.After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry'
and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into
the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to
the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with
the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the
river while taking a drink..

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain
forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The
crocodile looked up and said,


'Hey you!'

So the koala looked down at him and said,

'F$&$#@^@%$!!KKK, dude...
How much water did you drink!?'

 

[scooper77515]

Great joke, but we might need to watch the language...:reddevil:

Try "Damnnnnn, Dude", and you might get away with it.

Still, great joke!!!:hurray:

 

[Jimimad]

Edited. thanks.

 

[JoeZ]

Lol funny one! I'm definitely sharing this with some friends

 

[Greg]

Very funny.

 

[JoeZ]

A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle’s one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks at the guy and asks: “What’s wrong with your turtle?” “Not a thing,” the man responds, this beat up turtle is faster than your dog!” “Not a chance!”, replies the barkeep. “Okay then, says the guy… you take your dog and let him stand at one end of the bar. Then go and stand at the other end of the room and call your dog. I ll bet you $500 that before your dog reaches you, my turtle will be there.” So the bartender, thinking it’s an easy $500, agrees. The bartender goes to the other side of the bar, and on the count of three calls his dog. Suddenly the guy picks up his turtle and throws it across the room, narrowly missing the bartender, and smashing into the wall and says – “I WIN… Told you it ll be there before your dog!”