Thats Him!
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My 14 yr old daughter told me that one.
That's him?
I forgot what this thread was about now....
I forgot what this thread was about now....
:rofl:We need funny jokes here...that's funny seadoosnipe.
Look after your Wife.
Last Saturday afternoon, I was sitting on my deck chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
Camille from next door was so upset at this that she came over and shouted 'You lazy ba*#ard! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your backside and give her a break!'
I thought 'Goodness! ... Women!' and I took a slug from my bottle of lager, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Raybans, stared directly at this nosey neighbour, and told her in no uncertain terms 'leave off and mind your own business. My wife has a green thumb, and she really enjoys gardening'.
After a few days I felt really bad so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got. I am also proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes fellas, after all one should take good care of the wife... That way maybe she'll take good care of you. I have attached a picture below. I hope it comes through OK
Last Saturday afternoon, I was sitting on my deck chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
Camille from next door was so upset at this that she came over and shouted 'You lazy ba*#ard! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your backside and give her a break!'
I thought 'Goodness! ... Women!' and I took a slug from my bottle of lager, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Raybans, stared directly at this nosey neighbour, and told her in no uncertain terms 'leave off and mind your own business. My wife has a green thumb, and she really enjoys gardening'.
After a few days I felt really bad so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got. I am also proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes fellas, after all one should take good care of the wife... That way maybe she'll take good care of you. I have attached a picture below. I hope it comes through OK
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Hey I like that model it doesn't use gas either..!
No gas!.....
I don't know, If I was riding it, I'm sure there would be plenty of gas created, just not the kind to put in a gas tank!...........:rofl:
I don't know, If I was riding it, I'm sure there would be plenty of gas created, just not the kind to put in a gas tank!...........:rofl:
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