Thats Him!

[D 5UPE]

*Dave* Dave was bragging to his boss one day, 'You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.' Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, 'OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?' 'No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.' So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and Tom Cruise shouts, 'Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!' Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky. 'No, no, just name anyone else,' Dave says. 'President Bush,' his boss quickly retorts. 'Yup,' Dave say's, 'Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington .' And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, 'Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up.' Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave , who again implores him to name anyone else. 'The Pope,' his boss replies. 'Sure!' says Dave. 'I've known the Pope for years.' So off they fly to Rome . Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when Dave says, 'This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with thePope.' He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony , but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, 'What happened?' His boss looks up and says, 'It was the final straw ... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the f***k is that on the balcony with Dave.

 

[kustomkarl]

Nice one Dave,....Hey I know you !

 

[D 5UPE]

How you doing buddy.

 

[kustomkarl]

I thought that was you ...you just look different from your avator with the mask on..lol

 

[D 5UPE]

And the belly has gone down, and now with fatter legs....
:hurray::rofl:

 

[kustomkarl]

High Octang gas!!

Dave, let this be a lesson to all of us on these chilly days on the water, don't fart in your wet suit !:rofl:

 

[JoeZ]

lol good one

 

[kustomkarl]

Not to hyjack this thread, but we should start a seadoo joke thread...hmmm I'll give it some thought... just fot giggles.

 

[D 5UPE]

Hey post away mate.
Most people like a good chuckle.
Maybe a warning on those naughty ones that crop up now and then.
I think theres a swear filter inplace.

 

[D 5UPE]

Im sitting here crying LoL.

Ok dont ask how I found this site.


"But you will so I'll tell Ya"!

Looking for pond liner.:rofl:
http://leatheroaks.org/Rubber/KeithsPage.html

I like the quote. "I could almost go swimming in this."

Hahahahaha!:rofl:

 

[kustomkarl]

Too Much Back ground Info

uh Dave ...I think your giving away too much about your back ground...More info than needed...:ack::rofl:
Karl

 

[D 5UPE]

Hey Karl.................Im in the UK
This bloke is in America.

Only an American could think up a style like that.:leaving:



:rofl:

 

[kustomkarl]

This is the land of opportunity... Weren't you here on vacation... short time ago...hmmmmm... Laughter keeps us young...:rofl::cheers:

 

[D 5UPE]

No, Canada mate British colony.

You you..........never mind.:toetap05:

 

[seadoosnipe]

Bloke?

Dave, what's a bloke?....is it like calling someone a dirty name in American english?

 

[D 5UPE]

Sorry bud, a Bloke is what you call a Guy. Just an ordinary no frills type of man.

Guy over here is what we throw on the bonfire.
See here. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fawkes_Night

 

[kustomkarl]

Hey Dave, here if you walk with a limp, you are known as gimpy...walking with a gimp... different worlds different languages...hmmmm.

 

[D 5UPE]

I walk with a limp in the winter, but dont wear a mask.LoL.

So in the US I'd be known as a gimpy looking fella.

Would you call a WWF wrestler a gimp if he wore a mask then?


Hey Karl, how about a trivia/questions and answers thread for over the winter. I'll set one up for everyone.

 

[kustomkarl]

Here in the states if we bumped into him, by accident, we would call him "Sir"

Great Idea, to keep the interest going...I help to get it started going too.

 

[D 5UPE]

Here in the states if we bumped into him, by accident, we would call him "Sir"

Great Idea, to keep the interest going...I help to get it started going too.

Yeah! theres some big buggers do wrestling.:ack:

 

[kustomkarl]

uh oh this thread is getting hyjacked...we need funny jokes here.

 

[D 5UPE]

Heres a funny sketch.:rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHQHolur0kw

 

[kustomkarl]

Nice...marbles

Good one Dave! Another gland slam hit...:lols:

 

[D 5UPE]

:cheers: She is cute aint she.:drool5:

 

[kustomkarl]

Here's one for ya....Grandpa has been in the hospital for weeks. The grand children go for a visit. Little Suzy asks "Grandpa can you make a frog sound?" "Why do you want me to make a frog sound little Suzy" Grandpa asks? She replies, because mommy says,"if you croak, we can go to Disney World"