Roll-over....
Welcome to the forum and I hoped you knocked on wood when saying that you never rolled it over.
Last year, I was working on one and really never rode one while fully clothed. Well, this time I thought that I only had to ride it down the end of the canal to return it to the friend I was working on it for. So I jumped on it, cell phone, wallet, the whole nine yards!....Well guess what? I rolled it over...man, did I have seaweed on my face or what?......
I'll never ride again fully dressed!.........