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Here is some laughs for ya :)

I want to wish all the members a very Happy Thanksgiving. Stay safe, eat well, and see you around!


Things you can only say on Thanksgiving:
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
 
Is it still politically correct?

Here is some laughs for ya :)

I want to wish all the members a very Happy Thanksgiving. Stay safe, eat well, and see you around!


Things you can only say on Thanksgiving:
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

Uh, glad you talking about thanksgiving.....:leaving:
 
I got one!

If I take one more pit, I'll barf!....and NO!...I don't want any dessert!
I hope all had a great turkey day, but I'm sick. What's the old saying, "plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is".:hat:
 
Hope you all had a good day.
So is the Turkey meal a must over there?

Oh!

Bird flu has struck again over here, and hundreds of thousands of Turkeys have been slaughtered.
I prefer roast pork myself.:cheers:
 
Yes Dave, it has something to do with Pilgrims stealing the land from the Indians and the tradition goes on from there... Turkeys are the big thing here for Thanksgiving, giving thanks for all the wonderful things we have to be thankfull for ...
 
Ok, But poor Indians.
And Turkeys.

And what an ugly looking bird a Turkey is.
Tasty but ugly.:D
 
Big Bird

We all had a Huge 38# turkey for out feast...It almost wouldn't fit in the oven...till I cut the tail and the 2 extra leggs off! :ack:
 
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Bird Flu

Hi Dave,
Dennis here (new member). My father-in-law hails from Lester.
Question: He calls my mother-in-law 'bird' and 'duck' alot. She's not always real friendly towards me and often I've wondered if it was because she did'nt feel good, had the FLU or something. Do you think there's a connection?
ALSO: Is being from Lester a good thing?
ALSO: He claims that calling a person from England a "LIMEY" is not a bad thing.....is this true?
Thanks,Dennis
 
How do Dennis.

Lester is spelt Leicester.
County Leicestershire.

About 200 miles down south from me.
Yeah they call there women all sorts of wierd names in that County.:rofl:


Being from Leicester could be a bad thing..........as its too far south.
The good and great people are all up north.:hurray:

The limey thing came from the time of WW2. Not sure what that means.
All Americans were called Yanks.

Hope you enjoy the forum Dennis.
 
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