A brain teaser I heard today

[crisso]

A guy answered this in 3 seconds.(Smartarse)
What is greater than god
More evil than the devil
The wealthy want for it
And the poor have it

 

[bigJake]

that is too easy

A guy answered this in 3 seconds.(Smartarse)
What is greater than god
More evil than the devil
The wealthy want for it
And the poor have it

anwer: my jetski

 

[MonteC]

Nothing...

 

[crisso]

crack the top off one and hand MonteC a beer

 

[logans runner]

The Dali Llama walks into a pizza parlor and says to the cook 'can you make me one with everything'?

 

[Seadoobuddy]

OK, what's the punchline here?
What am i missing in this one?

 

[Sink]

Nothing is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The wealthy want it and the poor have it... Nothing!

 

[Seadoobuddy]

OH, I understood the "nothing" part. I meant the one about Dali and the pizza parlor.

No meat allowed????